tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31446058.post1299391538500783089..comments2023-12-24T16:04:04.124+00:00Comments on alunthomasevans: Old Microsoft jokeAlunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03087911311433981780noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31446058.post-30791231430480414692007-10-09T06:51:00.000+00:002007-10-09T06:51:00.000+00:00It reminds me of this one, which a quick Google br...It reminds me of this one, which a quick Google brought up:<BR/><BR/>"A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below.<BR/>She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."<BR/>The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.<BR/>She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!"<BR/>"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"<BR/>"Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me."<BR/>The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat."<BR/>"I am," replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"<BR/>"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met , but, somehow, now it's my fault."<BR/><BR/>Tres amusant...Jake Staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13415790130775626023noreply@blogger.com